I've reconsidered my stance on the case of Kaari. I will commune with Lord Sheogorath and recommend that he allow Kaari to come back home. He will listen to me, I'm sure. Go now, mortal. Issmi
Don't be so dramatic, little mortal. If you wish to fight me and get yourself killed, all you have to do is take a swing at me. Otherwise, I'd suggest that you calm down. I'm done talking to you. Issmi
Further groveling will do you no good. If anything, you're starting to irritate me. I'm done talking to you. Issmi
Father-To-Many-Mother-To-Few is already dead? Well done, little mortal. Your actions please me. Issmi
You're a smart little mortal. You'll figure out what you must do once you get there. Now leave. This conversation is beginning to irritate me. Issmi
But... as amusing as your groveling is, it is not enough. I will not bring this matter up with Lord Sheogorath. Kaari shall remain banished. Issmi
An errand you say? Hmmm, perhaps I might have some small use for you. There is another Daedric shrine called Ossurnashalit to the southwest of here, near the Pryai River. I would like you to go there. Issmi
Grovel at my feet then. Get down on your knees before me. Praise Lord Sheogorath. And praise me, his golden vassal. Issmi
Ah, she didn't even tell you that before sending you here? She must've realized that not even a mortal would have sympathy for a deserter. That is what she is. She allowed an amateur conjurer summon her on Nirn, even though she knew it meant abandoning her post in the Shivering Isles. Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did. Lord Sheogorath, in his wisdom, fashioned a sentence befitting her crime. If she's so enamored of Nirn, she can stay on this plane until the end of time. Issmi
That's hardly groveling now, is it, mortal? Go on. Get down on your knees before me. Praise Lord Sheogorath. And praise me, his golden vassal. Issmi
The warlock in service of Molag Bal is dead. I knew I could trust you to know what to do, mortal. Issmi
This again? Have you changed your mind and wish to help that deserter after all? Why would I agree to help you help her? Issmi
Kaari is a deserter who abandoned her post. Are you sure you wish to help her? And why would I agree to help you help her? Issmi
This is about that fool Kaari, isn't it? She sent you here to grovel at my feet on her behalf, so I would plead with Lord Sheogorath and she could come back home, didn't she? Am I not correct? Issmi
I am grateful for your help, mortal, I truly am. I shall not forget you. I will go now, back to Oblivion to face my Lord. I'm sure he isn't quite done with me yet... But, perhaps, one day we will meet again and I can repay this debt to you. Kaari
You did it! You convinced Issmi to help me. Lord Sheogorath has already lifted my punishment -- I can feel it. The spells that bound me to this boulder... to this wretched plane have been broken. Kaari
You banished Issmi? I curse your name and deeds, mortal. I will be forced to spend all eternity bound on Nirn thanks to you. Kaari
I know you've decided not to help me. I won't beg you to change your mind. If I must suffer, then I will suffer. Kaari
If you are a knowledgeable sorcerer, you could see if you can undo the boulder's enchantments. Alternatively, there is a shrine to Sheogorath at Veranzaris. Find a Golden Saint named Issmi there and speak with her. I know she has Lord Sheogorath's ear. Kaari
The Mad God can be a fickle master, mortal. And he can hold a grudge for millennia. That is all I'm willing to say. Kaari
I would be eternally grateful if you did. If you are a knowledgeable sorcerer, you could see if you can undo the boulder's enchantments. Alternatively, there is a shrine to Sheogorath at Veranzaris. Find a Golden Saint named Issmi there and speak with her. I know she has Lord Sheogorath's ear. Kaari
More precisely, I'm bound to a particular piece of Nirn -- that boulder on the ledge over there. I can not leave this miserable place. The boulder always pulls me back. Should I be "killed", as you mortals say, I will simply rematerialize here. This is Lord Sheogorath's eternal punishment for me. It is a horrid fate, mortal. Horrid. Kaari