This is hardly nonsense, my friend. I am dead serious. Are you going to pay for the rope, or not? Vespertius Pertinax
You do need to buy the rope, you just don't know it yet. Allow me to explain... The owner of a property gets to dictate what is done with said property, correct? Presently, I am the owner of this rope. And I have this queer notion of putting that noose around your neck and hoisting you up to hang from that tree. Now, if you were the owner of the rope, you could decide that it shouldn't be used in such a way. So, you see, I think you should at least consider buying it, my friend. Vespertius Pertinax
Wonderful. A pleasure doing business with you, my friend. Here's the rope. Safe travels. Vespertius Pertinax