I honestly thought you were pulling one over me, outlander. Well, sorry for doubting you! I'm stress-free now that the old punching bag's back where it belongs. Might go get a drink to celebrate.

Ah, %PCName! I've got to thank you. I found that little fetcher just where you said it'd be. I was given a couple of drakes to purchase a new pit animal, but I think you deserve to have them. Here. You can bet I won't forget what you've done for me, and I'll make sure everyone else knows, too.

Well, try "just asking" somebody else.

You... you... WHAT? You FOUND Bilchabul and KILLED IT? Great. Great! This is just great. They're going to dock my pay or kick me out of here, and it's all your fault! I can't believe this. You'll get what's coming to you, outlander, or... or... forget it! Just get out of my sight! B'vehk, I need a drink...

Go ahead. Laugh at the... wait, what? From the stench coming off you, you must be telling the truth. So you really found Bilchabul in the sewers, huh? Odds are you're full of it, but I'll be heading down there to check this out for myself right away. If I bring it back, they might not dock my pay after all. Thanks. %PCName, was it? Look, come back later -- if I really do find it, I'll scrounge up something for your reward.

Yeah, that's right. So the little piece of guar dung got out on my watch. So what? Can't a mer have a drink or twenty after a hard day's work? No law against it, is there, outlander? You get a little sujamma in you, have some fun, and the next day everything is swimming and you don't see one of the fetchers slipping away from the pit in the post-match hustle and bustle. Why do you care, anyway? Came here to laugh at a mer down on his luck?

Yeah, that's right. So the little piece of guar dung got out on my watch. So what? Can't a mer have a drink or twenty after a hard day's work? No law against it, is there, outlander? You get a little sujamma in you, have some fun, and the next day everything is swimming and you don't see one of the fetchers slipping away from the pit in the post-match hustle and bustle. Why do you care, anyway? Came here to laugh at a mer down on his luck?

Greep, Bilchabul yooba do.

Greep, Bilchabul yooba do. Eh meh no more Suryvn Thalas.

Greep, Bilchabul yooba do, yib Bilchabul still not safe yibbo Suryvn Thalas. Dark Elf catch Bilchabul noorpa hit-kick-punch.

Greep, da. Hooba special fork me forget.

Grom, peebo-deebo sad Bilchabul! Grorpta naboo leela lala loola ley. Bad man Suryvn Thalas, labey Dark Elf laugh Bilchabul face. Ugly, ugly Bilchabul. Bilchabul no good fight. Yallaba yey, noorpa quick-fast, Bilchabul survive, Bilchabul escape. Escaped from the Arena. But me forget. Special fork! Nappa zappa zoo arena special fork. Mebbe %PCName ja-wey-wey? Find Bilchabul special fork?

Grom, nup. Bilchabul know yip busy. Bilchabul be here.

Gaba. Bilchabul escaped from the Arena. But me forget. Special fork! Nappa zappa zoo arena special fork. %PCName ja-wey-wey find Bilchabul special fork?

Bilchabul thank %PCName. Zaloop bee meepsa lala loola ley. Whole time Bilchabul life mazzey yib tap-lup sad Bilchabul. Neeba, na bee mother father. Bilchabul all alone. Alone! Noorpa big journey. Cyrodiil, Hammerfell, Elsweyr, noorpa-wop Morrowind. No money. Mazzey bad. Noorpa na ta hopsa-hoo. Wamanna way beg na ba, scrap to eat, Bilchabul to eat. Na wa, noorpa galump um zaworp Arena mey weez, food to eat, za sad Bilchabul. Laba only Bilchabul special fork za happy.

Greep! Bilchabul zaa meepsa wa lala loola ley. Arena mazzey bad. Mazzey Yib bad. Suryvn Thalas grorpta bad! Worp na tap-lup sad Bilchabul. No like Arena, za me escaped from the Arena. Like special fork po naweeba. Chap meepsa %PCName listen Bilchabul story?