Thank you for revealing the depths of his depravity.

Get out of my sight, n'wah.

Okay.

That n'wah wanted you to do what? By Almsivi, I'll see him expelled from the caravanserai! Thank you for informing me, %PCRace. You're a credit to your race. I'll put in a word with the Supai brothers that I'd consider it a personal favor if they gave you a discount on their goods.

That n'wah wanted you to do what? By Almsivi, I'll see him expelled from the caravanserai! I'll put in a word with the Supai brothers that I'd consider it a personal favor if they gave you a discount on their goods.

What was that?

Gah, you're no fun at all. Maybe you should stick around. You'd be right at home with these morons.

I don't want anything more to do with you or your 'pranks.'

Thanks again for the help, %PCName. Embarassment is a good look on him.

That pompous bastard got what was coming to him. Maybe if he could hold his liquor, he wouldn't have become such a laughing stock. Here's a little something for your trouble.

You KILLED him? Just great, %PCName. Keep feeding the prejudice against our kin. No wonder they think Orcs are all brutish barbarians. Get lost, will you?

Are you insane, %PCName? Was that some kind of a stupid %PCRace joke, or does 'pulling a prank' translate to 'killing him' in your language? Because I'm not laughing. And they say I'm the stupid one...

First, get him drunk on mazte. It should be easy if you keep him rambling about his vampire hunting experience. Then, when he's good and sloshed, tell him 'there's a vampire in your room.'

You're as humorless as the locals.

This is going to be good. I want to convince him there's a vampire in his room. First things first: get some mazte, the only thing he drinks. He's a lightweight, so it shouldn't take too many to get him stumbling drunk. Ask him about his vampire hunting experience to keep him drinking with you. Once you think he's gullible enough, tell him 'there's a vampire in your room' and watch the show.

I've been stuck here since my job went sour. At first, I thought it might not be so bad. It certainly beats dying in a bandit infested cave. But until you showed up, I was the only outlander around. And the locals are so dry and arrogant that it feels like they've all taken holy vows. Gilvas Thelaro's the most insufferable of the bunch. I think I've got the perfect treatment for his 'condition,' if you get my meaning. You in?