%PCName, I have some bad news. It's evident that you're in fact insane. Your tongue is not normal. It is actually a tiny pinkish slug that's reciting poetry backwards. I suspect this is due to some form of Daedric mischief. But fear not! There happens to be a very good Temple infirmary nearby where they can help you. It's called the Monastery of St. Seryn. Perhaps you know it? I'll accompany you there. Let's go, you lunatic. Llevari Uvelar Disposition ≥ 70
%PCName, I have some bad news. It's evident that you're in fact insane. Your tongue is not normal. It is actually a tiny pinkish slug that's reciting poetry backwards. I suspect this is due to some form of Daedric mischief. But don't you worry. I'll rip your tongue right out! Just hold still. Llevari Uvelar
Oh dear. You're clearly suffering from soul sickness. But fear not! There happens to be a very good Temple infirmary nearby where they can help you. It's called the Monastery of St. Seryn. Perhaps you know it? I'll accompany you there. Let's go, you lunatic. Llevari Uvelar Disposition ≥ 70
Well, alright. But I will knock you out first. I don't want to listen to you screaming on your way down. Llevari Uvelar
It would probably sound something like KU-RONCHH-SPLASH! Bones breaking, blood splattered everywhere! Beg your pardon, but that'd be insane. Are you sure you want that? Llevari Uvelar
Hmmm, I don't know. It sounded an awful lot like you wanted me to throw you into the gorge. You should have your tongue checked. It's clearly playing tricks on you. Llevari Uvelar